tiny-floating-beluga:

tbh i don’t want to be in a committed relationship because i really don’t want to get killed off for plot development

The signs as lyrics from Misadventures
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> "Do you remember that knife I kept? The sharper it got, the more you wanted me to use it."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?"<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "I'd put a bullet in my head if I lost you."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "Now I wanna be the tattoo ink that swims down through the needle in your skin."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Shall I deny my lungs their breathing rights?"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "Call me when you're falling apart. We'll take turns."<p/><b>Libra:</b> "Crying in the shower on her knees she screamed, "Why the fuck am I falling apart?"."<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "And modern anxiety-that motherfucker never rests."<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "Kill me if I end up like you."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "Hey, it's alright. We'll make it. I love you, and I'll never leave your side."<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "So take a deep breath and chase it with mine! Your southern hospitality won't mind!"<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "Hang myself in lights, and I'll glow for you."<p/></p>
lyricsinthenight:
“bedless // pierce the veil
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  • Apocalypse: *tries to hurt Charles*
  • Erik: *makes a big X in front of Charles*
  • Me: OHM Y GOD

clxnewars:

I can’t believe they put a Cherik fanvid in the middle of Apocalypse

temple-secrets:

When Moira’s whole role in X-men Apocalypse is to remind the audience of Charles Xavier’s heterosexuality 

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ozymandias-rhee:

Apocalypse: *breaks Peter’s leg*

Erik:

Apocalypse: *strangling Raven*

Erik:

Apocalypse: *threatens Charles*

Erik: BiTcH U FuKiN WoT

X-Men: Apocalypse
  • Charles: Erik no
  • Erik: Erik yes
  • Erik, ten minutes later: Okay, Erik no

burgersandtrenchcoats:

Listen I love all my mutant children equally but I WOULD DIE FOR CHARLES XAVIER.

If you think your relationship is tough, remember that your boyfriend could be responsible for you being paralyzed and bald.

eggsy:

charles: you sure i can’t convince you to stay?
erik: you’re a telepath, charles, you can convince me to do whatever you want
me:

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